The EVR Pizza Experiment
- Have you ever wondered what a piece of pizza looked like after sitting around an office for an entire year? No? Well we have! The purpose of this blog is to document what happens to two pieces of pizza (one with vegan cheese, one with regular mozzarella cheese) over the course of an entire year. We'll be taking pictures daily and giving you regular updates on the pizza's journey through 2009! What's going to happen at the end of the year? Will the pizza evaporate? Will mice eat the pizza? Will we end up with a giant pile of penicillin? Who knows!! Check back regularly so you don't miss out on this important piece of American history!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
The cheese slice is pretty boring. The only real changes that have occured with it over the past week or so is the aroma, which is starting to remind me of grundle sweat.
The vegan slice has been the more interesting of the two. It's continuing to curl up on all sides, and there now appears to be a spot that resembles that giant red dot on the surface of Jupiter. The vegan cheese appears to be speckled with little black dots in a few places.
Here's a close up of Dick the Duck. Totally looks like a duck, right?
Monday, January 26, 2009
Our pal Pizza T. Hut (the "T" stands for "the") swung by the office over the weekend to visit his illegitimate son. Did I not tell you that the vegan slice of pizza is Pizza T. Hut's son? Well if I didn't, now you know! The resemblance is uncanny, isn't it? Pizza T. Hut couldn't stay long, but atleast he stopped to pose for a quick photo (since Spaceballs came out, he's been banging chicks left and right. Needless to say, he's got something like 8,000 kids to visit, so we understand why he had to take off so quickly)
It's common knowledge that Pizza The Hut is vegan. And yes, his favorite band is Earth Crisis. Hopefully he comes by the office to visit again soon so we can all mosh to "Firestorm" together!
Friday, January 23, 2009
In this profile pic of our test subjects, not only can you see how curled up both slices are getting, as well as our pal Dick the Duck (yup, the grease spot has a name now), but you also get a clearer view of the love-snot on the side of the box! I can't wait to see what developments occur over the weekend!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Sorry for the lack of update yesterday. Our test subjects are still nice and dry looking, but are now starting to emit a slight odor, similar to a mixture between sour milk and body odor. As you can see from the photo, the regular cheese pizza is really starting to curl up on the end. And incase you haven't noticed it before, the grease spot in the box between the two test subjects is starting to resemble a duck. Go on, look at it! If you don't see a duck you're an idiot.