The EVR Pizza Experiment

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Have you ever wondered what a piece of pizza looked like after sitting around an office for an entire year? No? Well we have! The purpose of this blog is to document what happens to two pieces of pizza (one with vegan cheese, one with regular mozzarella cheese) over the course of an entire year. We'll be taking pictures daily and giving you regular updates on the pizza's journey through 2009! What's going to happen at the end of the year? Will the pizza evaporate? Will mice eat the pizza? Will we end up with a giant pile of penicillin? Who knows!! Check back regularly so you don't miss out on this important piece of American history!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Wow, it's been a super long time since our last update, huh? Things have been busy here in our science lab, and are test subjects are looking (and smelling) increasingly less appetizing with each passing day. Here's a picture of some of our scientists hard at work:

Can you believe that we're almost 2 months into this exciting experiment? What kind of world changing things do you think we'll uncover over the remaining 10 months??? One thing we know for sure, whatever is discovered, it won't be as cool as! Go ahead, try that shit out!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

What an exciting day here for the pizza experiment! Although our test subjects are still in a state of limbo, we had another visitor grace us with his presence! An extremely handsome mantaur magically appeared in the pizza box this afternoon to get a first hand look at our test subjects!

Hopefully his presence is a sign of delightfully magical things to come for our test subjects!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Happy monday everyone! It's President's Day today, and in celebration of this extremely important holiday, we're not going to post any links of people doing vile things to themselves. We'll be sure to have something really vomit inducing for the next update though!

After another weekend of hanging out, our test subjects are beginning to become a bit less stale. I'm not sure how that's possible, but both slices weren't as crouton like. The crusts of both slices felt a little softer than usual, so maybe that means our test subjects are going to become fresher and fresher over time!

Keep an eye out for some more exciting pictures this week!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

OMG WTF?! It's been a few days since our last update because we've been spending too much time zoning out while watching I mean come on, can you blame us? That shit is hypnotizing!

Our test subjects haven't been showing much activity recently.....although, what the fuck are all those brown specs above the vegan slice?!?! There's some next to the cheese slice too! Are those crumbs? Or are those little mouse turds? IDK my BFF Jill! We're going to keep you in suspense....You'll just have to keep checking back to find out what those little specs are! I'm sure the anticipating is killing you!!

Finally, here's a view of where the pizza box sits all day (aka our Science Lab).

Monday, February 9, 2009

Wow, another weekend come and gone! Our test subjects still haven't encountered any groundbreaking changes over the past few days, making this blog about as dry as they are.

Now, we don't want to exaggerate, but we've received hundreds, if not thousands of requests for some upclose pictures of our test subjects. Take a look at these for a more intimate view of our slices:

Friday, February 6, 2009

One month down, eleven more to go! Wow, what an exciting adventure it's been thus far, right? Does anyone have any predictions as to what's going to happen to our test subjects over the next eleven month? If you can guess correctly what's going to happen to our test subjects at the end of our experiement, we're going to give away a prize (hint: it might be two slices of pizza)!!

Woah, check out the cheese slice! It's more erect than a priest's boner when said priest is in a room full of little boys!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

So we're quickly approaching the one month mark for our test subjects and they are looking more and more gross by the day. There are still no signs of mold or mouse shit on the pizza, but there has definitely been an abundance of mouse turds on a few of our desks lately. The test subjects are still drying up and still appear to be shrinking (unlike Jessica Simpson....have you seen how fat that bitch has gotten? Regardless, I'd probably still toss it in her...)

In an effort to make our photo updates more visually appealing and/or entertaining, we're welcoming any suggestions you might have. Would you like to see photos of our test subjects in provocative positions? Or from different angles? Let us know!

Oh, and have you heard about the Blink 182 reunion tour? check it out: