So we're quickly approaching the one month mark for our test subjects and they are looking more and more gross by the day. There are still no signs of mold or mouse shit on the pizza, but there has definitely been an abundance of mouse turds on a few of our desks lately. The test subjects are still drying up and still appear to be shrinking (unlike Jessica Simpson....have you seen how fat that bitch has gotten? Regardless, I'd probably still toss it in her...)

In an effort to make our photo updates more visually appealing and/or entertaining, we're welcoming any suggestions you might have. Would you like to see photos of our test subjects in provocative positions? Or from different angles? Let us know!

Oh, and have you heard about the Blink 182 reunion tour? check it out: http://www.blink-182.com/