Ever have those Shrinky Dink things when you were a kid? Those things were fucking awesome! I don't know how they worked (I'm assuming they're magical), but to this day I'm still blown away by how small those things got after you pulled them out of the oven. Something similar seems to be occuring with our test subjects. The heat has been blasting in the office over the past few days, which is most likely contributing to our continuously shrinking slices of pizza. Who knows, maybe we'll have teenie-tiny slices of pizza in a few days! Mr. T would totally eat that shit.